Get Your Go Joe Cappuccino or GI Joe Slurpee at 7-Eleven

Go Joe cappuccino or the GI Joe themed Liquid Artillery slurpee are available now at local 7-Elevens along with four 22 oz. themed collectible GI Joe cup. We don't have any 7-Eleven's in my town, but really any slurpee sounds good. Don't know if I want to suck out of a GI Joe. Why no Baroness?